Friday, October 13, 2006

25 Days and even The Crickets are Quiet.

It’s quiet... too quiet. You could almost hear The Eisenhower and all the support and strike ships steaming toward the Persian Gulf. That is, if you knew about it, but you don’t; seems like that would be a big deal, newsworthy, certainly more newsworthy than a small plane crash in New York City. Just in case, there’s also going to be minesweepers and sundry showing up as well. Gee, I wonder what they’re going there for. Tune in the last week of October and you might find out.

Adolph ‘the butcher of Beruit’ Olmert is jumping up and down and screaming about Iran; Iran needs to be destroyed now before they start dropping nuclear fueled ski-resorts on Tel Aviv. The weird thing is that Iran doesn’t pose any kind of a nuclear threat so it’s got to be something else. Also, this has been in operation since before the Afghan and Iraq incursions, which were all about making an Iranian Sandwich; lots of Ketchup, hold the mayo ...so maybe it has to do with oil or something. Lucky North Korea, they don’t have any oil.

Iran would be in much bigger trouble if Israel had some sort of major influence in the media and a little (or a whole lot of) behind the scenes clout in powerful Western democracies. Luckily, all they’re managed is to control the small venue lecture circuit and Off Broadway theater action. So they’ve been real successful in stopping anyone who wants to complain about their genocide against the Palestinians or those who makes plays about peace activists crushed by snarling Askenazi’s in bulldozers. Thank god they’re strictly small venue. Imagine if they could convince some large super power to get involved in their “Toast Iran Now!” hysteria? That couldn’t be good.

It hasn’t come up yet that the Speaker of the House is gay and lives with his chief of staff. I’m wondering what negotiations are like in the back room? Maybe its time release, set for the first week of November. Everything that happens from now on in is timed for maximum impact according to the experts with the degrees in maximum impact.

I’m wondering if this whole Republican gays-in-the-closet thing is really just another part of their routine. See, it’s gotten to be such a piece of cake, duping the American people, stealing elections and bitch-slapping the Democrats that they just had to have a challenge. It had stopped being fun. Well, of course they knew they could win any time they wanted to, even if they went out on the rubber chicken circuit and sodomized underage immigrant children as after dinner entertainment at fundraisers (and who says they don’t?). But this gives the illusion of a horse race. Hell, Diebold has had to put extra hackers on the payroll, just like the post office does at Christmas.

Remember the look on Spurious George’s face when they told him that Florida had gone for Gore? I’ve never forgotten that. It was a telling moment and so were his comments at the time. See, he knew the fix was in. Just like he knows it now... or does he?

As it stands at this moment, the Republicans lose both houses of Congress. Their best case scenario is they lose The House and tie in The Senate. Meanwhile, as things go, it won’t get better for them. It just won’t. And the country is fed up. Those polls are inflated as best they can be. Meanwhile, on Main Street, America is lifting its fat face out of the mashed potatoes and wondering not only who farted but who went and shit their pants at the dinner table. You can hide a fart. If you’re good, and some of us are, you can make it convincingly clear that it was the chick in the glasses sitting next to you. If you’re legendary, and some of us are, you can run your hand up the inside of her thigh at the same time. But... when you shit in your pants at the dinner table, all someone has to do is check. And this is one of the reasons we need immigrant workers in America.

This is the Republican’s dilemma, not only did they shit their pants at the dinner table but they also shit on the living room carpet, rolled around in it and then finger-painted, “Bill Clinton made me do it.” all over the walls and stole the silverware and got caught. They didn’t do it just once. They did it day after day for six years- even Gerry Mandering can’t save them now.

So what do you do when you’re guilty of high crimes and misdemeanors AND having dead puppy porn on your computer? What do you do when it becomes common knowledge that you consider your most loyal supporters to be embarrassing idiots? And don’t start in about how that happens to be true and is also proof that the Republicans didn’t lie one hundred per cent of the time because here is a single example that makes it only 99.9999999999999999999999999999999% of the time. It doesn’t matter that they are in fact deluded sub-normal lalaland refugees in search of a heavenly Gerry Springer with a snow white double-wide coming down out of the sky. What matters is that they got nailed again. And even if these pinheads from the planet Nodwell still don’t catch on or understand what that means; and it’s fifty-fifty either or in Vegas as of 9:00AM, all kinds of other people who have been fence-sitting are going to wonder what you actually think of them and for many others it’s just one more turd in the punchbowl too many. The laws of attrition are not under review at this time. You may in fact be screwed. But, hold the phones...

Don’t worry. That’s just on paper and paper isn’t something voters are going to be taking home with them after they leave the voting booth. It’s not like they were using one of Diebold’s ATM machine where they get a receipt. You can’t make computers give up voting receipts. It doesn’t work like that. See, when you vote, the hard drive that fractates the Ethernet florin data mine has to migrate dual defecators through the FSB and present technology hasn’t gotten to that point where two of them can go in the same hole at the same time; although that's one of the things Core2Duo was supposed to fix. It’s not the same as at the ATM’s, that’s why you have to stand in line and wait for the next guy. See what I mean? Okay, moving right along.

It does look grim for The Washington Yankees and if they pull it out in the ninth against really impossible odds; meaning, no way would it be legal- and hasn’t been yet- but this time it would have to be mega-noticeable illegal and it would mean that the window dressing can come off now and you really get to see what that enemy combatant stuff was all about. But... what if... what if something really, really bad happened such as some guys from the neighborhood dress up as Iranians and blow up an enormous pig in a kosher deli? They wouldn’t have to be Iranians. They just have to look like Iranians. It’s worked lots of times before and even when the people behind the false flag ops got caught it didn’t matter; The USSS Liberty and The King David Hotel and lots of stuff.

Well then, Armageddon could get it on and they’d forget about being idiots because now they would be idiots caught up in a rapture and everybody else would be scared shitless and there would be a huge immense mess of dead bodies and screaming headlines and suddenly there would be enemy combatants all over The Homeland like rabid PacMan creatures and you can bet that would make election fraud look like unarmed donut theft and throw in the panic vote for the Fear Machine and yeah, that might work.

We’ll have to see. I don’t know myself. I know something is coming. How can it not? This is so exciting! I've already eaten all of my popcorn and the movie just started. I think I’ll just slip up into the lobby real quick and get some more and I’ll see you all later if there’s still a theater and still a later.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

ahahahahah!!!!

I don't know why I'm laughing cause I shouldn't be. You're a man of parts Visible, many, many parts.
I really hope Michael links this one.

Erin

Anonymous said...

My coffee came out of my nose when I read the part about the hand going up the leg of the girl with the glasses. Good one- great mix of humor and serious business.

Dr. George Ryan

TH Williams said...

Sitting here in Norfolk, VA this week I can tell you Cheney wants to start the Iranian War but the Admirals and Generals are refusing to go along. Sure the WH can order ships to sail but to initiate action the Joint has to vote yea and they will not.
Diebold has warned the GOP it won't be easy but in the end those guys will obey orders. You are right, the results will reveal guilt just like a Foley text message.

nolocontendere said...

The scum will not, will not give up power, nor will they allow anybody with any possible intent to investigate and punish them to get anywhere near power. They're in their end game and will play for keeps. The dead-from-the-neck-up great unwashed will swallow anything they pull off at this late date. Our lives are about to change in a drastic manner when they put the final nail in the Republic's coffin.

Anonymous said...

America's former corporate oil exec's Cheney and Bush are wetting their bossesss forked tongue's and slippery hands over Canada's resources as well. Mainly our oils minerals, fresh water and lumber.

If Canadians even get a hint that America is getting preferential treatment over the needs of it's own Canadian citizens the people of Canada will not hesitate to hold anyone, and I mean anyone responsible. We are not taken in with the "mutual benefit's," banter the bilderbergers are harping away. It is already obvious that PM Harper is trying to hitch Canada up to the Bush and Israel war machine and will be voted out next election. We are not so easily fooled and know how to "test the spirits".

And under our laws-acts of treason that may be committed against the wishes and will of the people, those who betray this country should be put on trial and thrown in jail for crimes against the free people of Canada. Our beloved soldiers of Canadian history did not die in vain protecting this God given land so that it could be turned over to a bunch of wimpy corporate nerds and sold off to the highest bidder.

Understand this, oh puppet fin flappers of the bilderburger cult, God will be the strength by which righteousness will always prevail and the evils that inhabit the wicked shall find on that day of judgment the earth they so desired with their very heart, body and loins will all be theirs. And along with this final reward an unforgiving ever expanding sun. A cruel joke to those who worship the angel of light of the illuminati. All that they wanted will be theirs to be shared with this lord of this planet and engulfed in the lake of fire. Forever.

Billy G

Anonymous said...

America's former corporate oil exec's Cheney and Bush are wetting their bossesss forked tongue's and slippery hands over Canada's resources as well. Mainly our oils minerals, fresh water and lumber.

If Canadians even get a hint that America is getting preferential treatment over the needs of it's own Canadian citizens the people of Canada will not hesitate to hold anyone, and I mean anyone responsible. We are not taken in with the "mutual benefit's," banter the bilderbergers are harping away. It is already obvious that PM Harper is trying to hitch Canada up to the Bush and Israel war machine and will be voted out next election. We are not so easily fooled and know how to "test the spirits".

And under our laws-acts of treason that may be committed against the wishes and will of the people, those who betray this country should be put on trial and thrown in jail for crimes against the free people of Canada. Our beloved soldiers of Canadian history did not die in vain protecting this God given land so that it could be turned over to a bunch of wimpy corporate nerds and sold off to the highest bidder.

Understand this, oh puppet fin flappers of the bilderburger cult, God will be the strength by which righteousness will always prevail and the evils that inhabit the wicked shall find on that day of judgment the earth they so desired with their very heart, body and loins will all be theirs. And along with this final reward an unforgiving ever expanding sun. A cruel joke to those who worship the angel of light of the illuminati. All that they wanted will be theirs to be shared with this lord of this planet and engulfed in the lake of fire. Forever.

Billy G

Anonymous said...

America's former corporate oil exec's Cheney and Bush are wetting their bossesss forked tongue's and slippery hands over Canada's resources as well. Mainly our oils minerals, fresh water and lumber.

If Canadians even get a hint that America is getting preferential treatment over the needs of it's own Canadian citizens the people of Canada will not hesitate to hold anyone, and I mean anyone responsible. We are not taken in with the "mutual benefit's," banter the bilderbergers are harping away. It is already obvious that PM Harper is trying to hitch Canada up to the Bush and Israel war machine and will be voted out next election. We are not so easily fooled and know how to "test the spirits".

And under our laws-acts of treason that may be committed against the wishes and will of the people, those who betray this country should be put on trial and thrown in jail for crimes against the free people of Canada. Our beloved soldiers of Canadian history did not die in vain protecting this God given land so that it could be turned over to a bunch of wimpy corporate nerds and sold off to the highest bidder.

Understand this, oh puppet fin flappers of the bilderburger cult, God will be the strength by which righteousness will always prevail and the evils that inhabit the wicked shall find on that day of judgment the earth they so desired with their very heart, body and loins will all be theirs. And along with this final reward an unforgiving ever expanding sun. A cruel joke to those who worship the angel of light of the illuminati. All that they wanted will be theirs to be shared with this lord of this planet and engulfed in the lake of fire. Forever.

Billy G

Anonymous said...

Congress, democracts, house, senate, republicans.. what's the difference? I don't think you are getting it Les.

Best thing Americans can do with regards to elections is boycott them. If everyone boycotts the elections and protests on the streets, they can't announce the results and claim to be elected, can they?

That carrier battlegroup will not change course no matter what the election results.

Once those mighty US ships get close to Iranian waters, they will be looking at Iranian-manufactured copies of SS-N-22 Sunburn anti-ship missiles. So we will see how invincible those aircraft carriers are or if these manuevers are simply a bluff to aid in negotiations.

Do you know that 25% of world's oil supply goes through the Straight of Hormuz? Remember what happened to Israel's corvette near Lebanese waters during the recent conflict? Iran will not let a single tanker go through if it is attacked.

Justoffal said...

Oh My God! That was Hilarious and brutal all at the same time.

Kinda like a French tickler on the end of a guillotine blade!

I don't know what you had for breakfast before you wrote this piece but I'll bet it was breathing after the first bite.

WOW!!!

DigitalSpy said...

Thank you

Anonymous said...

Reality is just a concept that TRUTH will always replace.

And

Bushite realilty is nothing more than a LIE, made up by treasonous traitors.

And

Treason is a capital crime!!!

Anonymous said...

Problem is the US DoD has become one of the few remaining employers in the US.

Most employment, beyond the service sector, is being taken offshore. Weapons development, arms manufacture and security are the last remaining US exports available to foreign markets, which lace industry and employment right down to your local district.

At this point, it matters not an iota whether the Dems gain one or both houses. Representatives, regardless of political affiliation, are obliged to uphold employment within their constituencies. It just so happens that much of it 'more' or 'less' involves the DoD's endless War Machine. -- The problem is Lockheed Martin, General Electric, Boeing, DynCorp, Blackwater, CACI ... etc, Not the Dem-Repub dichotomy.

To those of you who maintain hope that one or the other other party will make a difference, the awakening is likely to be rude.

While we were slumbering, the DoD placed its claws in our flesh and, given the profits it reaps, it's not about to let go.

This is the first, fundamental problem that needs to be solved.

Local produce? local manufacture? Barter? Exchange? -- Anything and everything that might release us from feudal war-oriented bondage will be a blessing to the world.

Eugene said...

The real vote needs to be cast two days earlier. Be creative and in the spirit of "22".

Republican and Democrat are only labels for those who consume bullshit. The real face under these two lables is "fraternal oaths". This is the true nature of the game and its an initiatic game. Once played the pics and/or other compromising residue binds the initiate inside the circle of Harpocrates' finger.

"Silence equals consent" is a doublespeak that America has fully embraced as we have all become initiates to the game. When does the blood that empowers the hand sporting Harpocrates' finger get spilt, the hand qophed and the finger broken?

What is this game?

Confessions of a Malamute said...

Read the top article on my blog for just how bad it can/will be if the US oversteps its limits... Its not the power it was at the end of WW2. Those carrier groups are obsolete. The crews serving on them are on floating death traps. I think the US is setting itself up for a nasty wake up call. Diebold can do what it likes with stealing elections. Politics is irrelevant. The powers behind king george and the neocon minions are like a fart in the breeze. When it goes off, try not to be downwind.

Anonymous said...

You may have already seen this, but if not, it's the most comprehensive breakdown I've seen yet of the ultimate inside job:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-670819007148351200

Anonymous said...

It's just the same old dog and pony show. My take is that the puppet masters realise that the masses are burned out on the existing lying faces and they are manipulating a changing of the faces to again distact the mindless.
sorry for the run-on.





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